Oh yeah, that’s, ummm, a university in a mall… (Taken with instagram)

I’m running for House of Representatives for the 6th district of Georgia against Tom Price. My platform: all police must be approved by local community, everyone has to have my face tattooed on them, use of “legit” is automatic deportation, no military ever anywhere ever, saying the pledge gets your hands chopped off and your tongue cut out, not using an adverb when appropriate is automatic deportation, using “literally” when meaning the exact opposite is automatic deportation, free weed!

Literally is the most inconvenient word to have had lost its meaning. What the fuck are we doing? Why does anyone have any optimism? Chop off our heads. Goddamn it.

Maybe it’s a good thing my friend(s) were caught with drugs, because now we’ve actually been exploring different mediums of entertainment that one can enjoy sober. I didn’t realize you could do things for fun other than sit around and eat food. I think I might try to wait it out with them for the sake of seeing how it goes and how I feel about myself.

Using gay as a synonym for stupid is the MS Paint of common vernacular.

I hope supporting the military doesn’t become so accepted in future years. The fact that there’s is unquestioned bipartisan support is really quite pathetic and amazing at the same time. Amazing because, you know, so many people are convinced that we should support a volunteer group of people that are willing to murder. People are reasonable enough to think murder is wrong. Fuck nationalism. Nationalism is jingoism always.

And if you think that any of the wars since the beginning of the 20th century were to “defend our freedom,” then you seriously are just unintelligent. Yeah, to defend our economic interest, ya fucking clown.

(Source: adventuresandboniver)

This memorial holiday remember, we live in a society that passionately believes that senseless murder is wrong, but as long as that senseless murder is for America its heroic and should be admired. The military is the antithesis of what is good, fuck the culture that supports it and supports supporting it.

It’s not very awesome that all my friends are fucked. This summer may end up being very mild.

First edition, signed.